On a dark Tempe highway
Warm prompt in my hair
AI smell of magic
Rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance
I saw a shimmering site
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
I had to build it tonight
There it stood as a dashboard
I heard the AI bell
And I was thinking to myself
“This could be heaven or this could be hell”
Then it lit up a conversation
And it showed me the way
There were voices in the chat box
I thought I heard them say
“Welcome to GoDaddy Airo. Such a lovely place (such a lovely place) Such a lovely face
Plenty of room at GoDaddy Airo
Any time of year (any time of year)
You can launch it here”
Her mind is twisted
She got the stock photo rights
She got a lot of pretty, pretty pixels
That she calls trends
How they dance in the builder
Sweet summer traffic sweat
Some sites to remember Some sites to regret
So I called up the support bot “Please bring me my files” It said, “We won’t give you your files, there’s no migration path”
Welcome to forever — enjoy your digital trap
” And still those agents are calling From far away
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say
“Welcome to GoDaddy Airo Such a lovely place (such a lovely place) Such a lovely face
They’re livin’ it up at GoDaddy Airo
What a nice surprise (what a nice surprise)
We enabled Auto-renew”
Mirrors on the homepage
Licensed Stock images on ice
And she said “We are all just prisoners here Of our own device”
And in the master’s chambers, They gathered for the feast,
They stab it with their steely prompts
But they just can’t export the beast
Last thing I remember, I was running for the door.
I had to find the passage back
To the platform I was before
“Relax,” said the night man
“We are programmed to receive. You can check out any time you like… But you can never leave“
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